Neil de Grasse Tyson Emphasizes on the Need to Focus on Science; Bankruptcy Attorneys Agree

As the financial system in America still struggles and is just managing to limp back on the road to recovery slightly and certainly not good enough, it is only natural that bankruptcy attorneys feel weighed down by the concerns still plaguing the economy. But even in the midst of all this, they have made the time to catch up on the television appearances of astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson. Well, if they are not, plenty of people have watched Tyson on TV. With 30,000,000 unemployed people, watching TV is what many people spend their time doing.

A Skill he Possesses

Bankruptcy attorneys hold Tyson in high regard, not only because of the immense wealth of knowledge he possesses, but also for his gift of the gab and his almost uncanny ability to express complex scientific jargon and concepts in the most lucid and readily comprehensible language. Perhaps he can explain why many Americans do not see that America is sitting on a financial precipice and wasting billions of dollars on broken programs such as Medicaid is harming their country. 

Neil deGrasse Tyson Makes a Thought-Provoking Suggestion

Neil deGrasse Tyson has suggested a solution that he believes will relieve NASA of all its present troubles. He has proposed increasing the funding for this space agency and bankruptcy attorneys think that his solution is a reflection of his belief that the way ahead for the nation lies in furthering the cause of science. This is a belief that he has consistently been propounding on all the television shows he has recently appeared on—The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Bill Mahr’s Real Time, and in an interview to Alan Boyle on MSNBC. He should go on Bill O’Reilly whose ratings beat all three of theirs combined.

Right on Tyson

According to Tyson, with a budget increase, NASA will be able to carry out many of its projects – technological development, planetary probes, and space explorations and these in turn, will enrich the pool of scientific knowledge of the nation. This sounds like a wonderful idea; too bad the current administration would rather waste money on unproven science and mismanaged companies such as Solyndra.

Bankruptcy Attorneys Cheer Kevin Love’s Performance Against Durant in the 3-Point Competition

There is a new star in the horizon and the bankruptcy attorneys, who had been dazzled by its brilliance, know for sure that it isn’t going to fizzle out any soon. The star in question is Kevin Love, the blistering power forward of the Minnesota Timberwolves. In fact, all those who had the chance to see him perform against the Eastern All-Stars couldn’t agree more.

A Rising Star

Here’s what the bankruptcy attorneys are gushing about. It all happened during the NBA All-Star festivities on Saturday night.

Kevin Love Scores Over Kevin Durant

The much-hyped duel between Kevin Love and Kevin Durant ended with Love beating his rival from the Thunder to win the 3-Point Shootout. Though Love displayed superlative action all throughout the game, he still was made to sweat by Durant. In fact, he had to pull through a tiebreaker in the first round and survive a last few blistering shots from Durant to eventually pull off a 17-14 win. Love, this year has scored about 25 points per game, averaged 9.9 rebounds per game, and connected on 49 of 141 3-point shootouts for the Timberwolves. So bankruptcy attorneys have ample reasons to cheer for him.

Athletes who are Respectable

The good thing about Love and Durant is that unlike Kobe Bryant, they are both likable and athletes worth cheering for.

Go Timberwolves

Many people believe that Love has justified his All-Star selection, which he clinched last season, and with other power forwards like Blake Griffin and LaMarcus Aldridge. All three look to become the perennial All-Stars in the Western Conference. Love is only 23 and has years of action in front of him. Here’s wishing him many more accolades and hopefully he can bring Minnesota an NBA championship.

Will Ferrell Has Bankruptcy Attorneys in Splits with His NBA Announcer Act

With the economy only limping back on the road to recovery from the recent spell of recession, bankruptcy attorneys have been in a spot of bother for some days now. A much-needed diversion came when they tuned in to watch the NBA game between Chicago Bulls and New Orleans Hornets, but not in the form of some explosive slam-dunk action. Rather it was actor and comedian Will Ferrell who had the bankruptcy attorneys in splits with his announcing act. 

Will Ferrell’s Impressive NBA Announcer Debut

Will Ferrell introduced the starting lineups before the Bulls-Hornets game in his inimitable style. In town for his new political comedy Dog Fight, Ferrell did not have the time to research into the biographies of the players but he more than made up with his imagination and the result had the stadium chuckling, guffawing, and roaring in laughter. The players themselves, with whose biographies Ferrell took creative license, couldn’t suppress smiles. 

Hilarious

For instance, Ferrell introduced Bulls forward Carlos Boozer as a 6-foot-9er who still stays with this mother and informed fans that the Hornets guard Jarrett Jack dreamed of becoming a rodeo clown after he hung up his boots. He especially had the audience in fits when he told them that Joakim Noah, the Bull center, had two left feet and that Bulls forward Luol Deng collected rare birds and had a pet dolphin named Chachi. 

A Classic

Will Ferrell had stepped into the shoes of ABA player Jackie Moon in the movie Semi-Pro and played NASCAR driver Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights. It was his first time as an announcer in a NBA game, and bankruptcy attorneys wish this is not his last. No one can ever forget The Other Guys though, a movie of hilarious proportions.

Bankruptcy Attorneys Cheer as Matt Kenseth Wins the Daytona 500

Bankruptcy attorneys have never watched a Daytona 500 like this one and they are going to remember it for a long time to come. Though not all of them watched this race since some of these workers do not find cars going around in circles that appealing. In addition, many are working so hard because of the ongoing recession being perpetuated by federal laws and regulators such as the EPA. 

An Interesting Night

First came the torrential downpour that washed out the race on Sunday and got it moved to Monday night, a first in the long history of the event. Bankruptcy attorneys almost rushed through their day’s work to be on time to catch the race and just as they had settled themselves in front of their television sets with their cans of beer and tubs of popcorn, the race got delayed by two whole hours – Juan Pablo Montoya crashed into a truck carrying jet fuel and set off a giant ball of fire. The race track then had to be cleaned with Tide laundry detergent. That Matt Kenseth finally won the race was lost in the midst of all the drama. 

Matt Kenseth’s Second Daytona 500 Win

Matt Kenseth is slowly unleashing himself as a force to be reckoned with at the Daytona 500. On Monday night, he completed a stunning race and held off stiff challenges from Dale Earnhardt and Greg Biffle to emerge as the winner, albeitin overtime. He had last won the race in 2009 but this year, he was never really counted as a strong contender. But some bankruptcy attorneys are happy with the result.

This Driver should be Fired

Kenseth may have won the race but he has been clearly upstaged in popularity by Brad Keselowski, who posted Twitter updates of almost the whole event, live, and from his car. His fingers were busy even after he crashed at 190 mph. Doing what? Tweeting and what else!